I swear the world is on to me. As soon as I put on summer clothes the temperature drops. I go outside and everyone’s in jeans and long-sleeves. Then the next day I follow suit and now it’s at least 85 degrees and the sun is beaming down. Why were you outside? (I’m trying something ...
(Because the written word doesn’t always convey jokes efficiently, and because I possess a sense of humor blacker than the ace of spades on a starless night I should make something clear: if you see * after a sentence, it means I was just kidding. If you see ** it means that whatever I ...